Monthly Archives: September 2010

19 Sep

Jones

Who taught : Jake and Andrew

Jones is one of the family names you can find here in the United States. Original meaning of Jones is “son of John.” There is no problem with name, Jones. But, people in America use this word as a verb many times.

For example, I have really been wanting to have Vietnamese Pho soup for a few weeks. And finally, I had it this afternoon. It was very good. While eating, I told Pat, Rachel and Jessy, “This is so good. I have been craving for this one for a while.” You all know the expression, craving for. Right? It basically means you want to have something very much.

Jonesing for (source:www.arhband.com)

Now, instead of saying “craving for,” you can use “jonesing for.” I could have said like, “This is so good. I have been jonesing for Pho soup for a while.”

I believe “jonesing” has even a stronger desire than “craving.” Do you know why? It is because of its origin, I guess. Here is what I found on the Internet about how people started to use this word to mean strong desire for something.

In early 1960’s, the word, “jones,” first appeared in African-American slang, it was as a noun meaning “a drug addiction, especially to heroin.” There are a few different stories why this word became to mean it but there is one story I can believe.

It may be that there once was an infamous drug dealer by that name, of course, or that “Mister Jones” was a common euphemism for one’s local heroin pusher.

In 1970’s, people started to use this word to mean, “gotta have it.” Since I have no experience of any type of drugs, I do not know how badly addicted people would want it. But, I believe it should be something so strong that people cannot wait any more. Am I right? Hey, I know some of you people out there have some experience. So tell me! Am I right? 🙂

Well, maybe smokers would know how it feels to jones for smoking when they try to quit. That is the feeling of this expression. Let’s now then practice, shall we. “Honey, I jones for iPad. Can I buy it?” 🙂

17 Sep

quiche or quickie

Who taught: Andrew, Jake and Carol

Quiche (source: www.rosieleescafe.co.uk)

Do you guys all know who George W. Bush is? I believe so. He is a former President of the United States. OK then… here is another question. Do you know what the Bushism is? What do you think it is? It sounds like Bush’s political policy principles he set up during his presidency, doesn’t it? It has nothing to do with any political stuff. Here is the definition of Bushism on Wikipedia.

unconventional words, phrases, pronunciations and semantic or linguistic errors that have occurred in and defined the public speaking of George W. Bush

Here is one example for you. On Jan 11, 2000 he said, “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” when he gave a speech in Florence, South Carolina. What do you think? Doesn’t it sound familiar, my non-native English speaker friends? I have made so many mistakes like that, wrong BE verb, when I am speaking. It is quite hard to use the correct BE verb, especially with the choice between “is” and “are.” But, he was a former President of the United States and he is an alumnus of Yale and Harvard. So, I guess you do not need to worry about your wrong BE verb too much when you speak.

In relation with the Bushism, I heard another joke from Carol. I do not think this is a real story but who knows it could be. 🙂

1. Bush wins the election. He and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House.

2. Cheney orders the Heart-Healthy salad.

3. Bush leans over to the waitress and says Honey, “Could I have a quickie?”

4. She’s horrified! She says, “Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see
I was wrong and I’m sorry I voted for you,” and she marches off.

5. Cheney leans over and says George, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE’.

Do you get it? Maybe not! OK. Let me give you a little bit of context here. So, Dick Cheney served a former Vice President of the United States under George W. Bush. In America, there is a food called, “quiche.” It is French food and a baked dish that is based on a custard made from eggs and milk or cream in a pastry crust. It is Jessy’s one of the favorite foods. As you can see, it looks very similar to quickie. Then, what is quickie? Quickie is from another word quick. But, it has a total different meaning from quick. It means a very quick paced version of sex. I am not sure how quick it should be to be qualified as quickie? Maybe it depends on a guy? 🙂

Now, the issue is pronunciation. Quiche’s pronunciation is /ˈkiːʃ/ whereas quickie’s pronunciation is /kwiki/.

It is not a surprise at all for Bush to make a wrong pronunciation. Apparently, the waitress did not want a quickie with Bush. One question for my American friends! “Could I have a quickie?” Do people even ask this kind of question in the real world?

14 Sep

donkey

Who taught: Alex, Sangeetha, Ari, Juan, Pat and Rachel

Donkey (source: www.shadowridgedonkeys.com)

A small warning for today’s story! I do not like to use this kind of expression but it does not mean that you do not need to know the expression, right? Are you ready?

A few days ago, Jessy and I visited Ari’s place and there I learned one thing totally new. I mean the thing I did not know at all.

“ASS”

When you hear this word, what do you think of first? In my case, it is butt. But, apparently, it also means a silly or stupid person. Do you know why? It is because ass is donkey and donkey represents silliness in English. Well, more precisely, jackass is a donkey. I am sure many of you heard the following kind of sentence in American TV shows.

You, Jackass! Get out of my sight!

Yeap! It is basically same thing as “You, Donkey!” I am not sure what donkey represents in other languages. I think donkey is also recognized as a silly animal in Korean. But, I doubt we use it to people. Does any Korean have different opinions?

Well, I guess some non-native English speakers out there might already know that ass is donkey but it was the thing I have never known. It was quite shocking to know that ass is donkey. In my brian, I have never connected ass to donkey at all. It has been always butt. Do you know why? It is because the word, asshole. Asshole is anus. If asshole is anus, ass should be just simply butt. Isn’t it? What do you think? Is asshole also from donkey’s anus?

12 Sep

Newbie vs nOOb

Who taught: Andrew, Pat and Jean

n00b (source: dayumdana.tumblr.com)

It is amazing to see that almost all of the languages keep evolving. A few days ago, I was watching “Everybody Loves Raymond” with Jessy and heard a new expression I have never heard of, schmuck. An old guy told that Raymond is a schmuck. Do you know what it is? It is basically a jerk, idiot or moron. When I heard it, for some reason, I thought it is kind of an old expression. Why? I think, during the last 4 years and 2 months in the U.S., I have never heard of that one from any of my American friends. Am I right, my friends?

But, I have heard some other expressions that a lot of people use these days. In fact, I used them about a week ago to Andrew. I assume many of you have a facebook account, right? I also do have. If you search for “Terry Lee”, you might be able to find me on facebook. Anyways, a few days ago, Andrew wrote on his status, “I just found out that my iPhone headphones have a built-in microphone.” As soon as I read that one, I was like, “Oh, Andrew! You gotta be kidding me! How could you not notice it?” and added a comment, “You are such a newbie!” Newbie is a term that have been used by a lot of gamers first. When there is a new person comes into an online game, they say “Hey, here comes a newbie!” And, people started to use the term to describe any person who is new at something. For instance, if I go to a tennis court to try it out with bunch of friends who are already good at it, I can say to them, “Hey Guys! I am a newbie here. You gotta serve slowly.” There is a short version for this. It is “newb.”

Following my comment, Jean added another comment saying, “No, no, T-bone, like this: You are such a nOOb!” When I first heard this expression from Pat, I thought it is the same thing as newbie. Well, as you can imagine, it is not the same thing at all. Thus, you should be careful when you use this one because it has the same meaning as “Schmuck.” Here is the definition I found on urban dictionary.

A n00b or nOOb is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word.

Maybe you would not want to use nOOb one too often or to someone whom you do not know well. Furthermore, since newb and nOOb sound very similar if you do not pronounce correctly, you might want to use newbie when you mean to say newbie to other people. Most of the times, you would find yourself speaking the word in this type of sentence, “Man! You are such a newbie!” or “Dude! You are such a nOOb!”

P.S.: Schmuck also means penis. Be careful to use this word too! Or maybe, try to pay attention closely to find out the context when someone uses this word in conversations. 🙂

09 Sep

gold digger

Have you heard this song? The title of the song is gold digger. One thing I would like to make clear to you. I hate Kanye West. Do not listen to his song at all after this post! 🙂 So, I used to listen to HipHop a lot but not really anymore. Maybe I am getting older. But the other reason I do not listen to them anymore is because of their lyrics. Some of them are just so bad. I mean really bad. Funny thing is I used to not be able to hear and understand lyrics and just enjoy rhythm and beat. I mean some of them are still hard for me to understand what they are talking about because it is so fast.

So, if you listen to hiphop without understanding the lyrics, you would probably fine with keep listening. But, if you pay attention a little bit more, you would notice that some lyrics are horrible. I remember one time when I was driving down to DC with Jessy and we were listening to HipHop and, all of a sudden, Jessy and I looked each other and said, “Did you hear what he is saying? That is insane!” Annnnnnnd, we changed the channel. So, you gotta be careful what you are listening. 🙂

Well, but there are some expressions you might be interested in from listening to music. For example, gold digger. If you listen to the song carefully, you should be able to understand what it means. In general, this is only used for women but who knows. Here is a definition on urban dictionary.

Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man’s bank account than she does about the man.

If I did not know the expression and my friends would ask me what I think this expression means, then I would say, “It sounds like someone lives life for making more and more money and only cares about money.” I guess this would be partially correct but not really, right?

Now, what about a guy who is in relationship with a gold digger. What is the expression you can use? Before I tell you this expression, I must say that I like this expression itself. Based on a web source I found, this expression was first used in 1926 and, in 1976, Jackson 5 released a single whose title is “Sugar Daddy.” That is right! Sugar Daddy is the expression you can use for a man who is in a relationship with a gold digger or relationships with gold diggers. (He could have multiple relationships at a time. Why not? 🙂 )

Why don’t we all become God Digger instead of Gold Digger because God is really the ultimate Sugar Daddy. You should at least give it a try to read the Bible to find out who He is.