02 Mar

dutch oven

Who taught: Jake (?) Is it you, Jake? Cannot remember!

This looks like this is one of the favorite ones here. I would be so embarrassed if I explain this by myself. So, I want to borrow the definition from urban dictionary.

“Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell “Dutch Oven” and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.”

Wait, now I am curious that this one should be really 30 seconds. Is it a strict rule?

I actually forgot why this expression came out. Jake, was it because you do this many times and teach me how to amuse Jessica?

02 Mar

smoking crack

Who taught: Patrick

The other expression you can use: “What are you smoking?”

This is something related with weed, I think. Patrick told me this is from Crack Cocaine. If you smoke cocaine, then you would become sort of high and not sober. So simply it is a stronger expression of like, “what are you crazy?”

01 Mar

if you've got the stones!

Who taught : Patrick.

Patrick told me this is one of his favorites. But not sure whether this is really an expression many people use.

This is a slang for “if you are brave enough to do something” or “if you have guts to do something”

Do you use a lot?

01 Mar

That's BS.

Who taught: Jake and Patrick? Oh and Phil (Phil told me it is important to give strong and long accent to “bull”)

Maybe I should not add these kind of expressions here but I guess it is still useful in a sense that at least I can understand what it means when other people say it.

So, simply, BS is an abbreviation of “Bull Shit.” So if anyone say something you think totally nonsense, you may use this expression but I guess you do not want to use it to somebody you just met unless you do not even care about them (????).

Well, not really recommended, though.