Wet bar
Who taught: Alen and Leslie
Wet Bar (source: http://good-times.webshots.com/)
I have been hunting my house for the last two months. It takes a lot of my time but it is kind of fun to look around bunch of different houses with different architectures. It is hard to find houses having the same floor flan in the U.S. And, another interesting thing is that many houses have a space called a family room. They are usually in the lower level. Some nice houses have a bar along with the family room. But, if the bar does not have a sink with running water. Then it is a dry bar. If it has, then it becomes a wet bar. I heard that expression from Leslie when I went to see a house with her. Looking at the bar and hearing what she was talking about, it was pretty easy for me to understand what she meant. But, if someone says the expression in the middle of any kind of conversation, I would be puzzled. I would probably guess the expression to mean a bar where people are getting wet. Why wet? I do not know. Maybe they are all going crazy, drinking beer or cocktails, and throw drinks to each other. Or, there is some sort of sprays on the ceiling of the bar? It actually sounds like fun to be in that kind of bar in summer. Sounds like a great business idea! Don’t you think?
I might have not been able to remember the expression if I only hear it from Leslie but I heard it again, watching a TV show, Two and a Half Men. In the show, Alen used this expression to his new girl friend, saying “I want to make a wet bar in your house. Can I?”
Speaking of an expression that have “wet” in it, I learned another one from my friends. (Forgot who it was. Maybe Andrew or Jake?) So… I would say almost all of men in the world experienced this, especially when they are teenagers. Waking up in the morning, you have experienced that something is wet around your testicles, haven’t you? No? Oh… come on! Let’s be honest! A lot of times, this happens with those dreams with hot girls, right? Now, let’s make an expression. That’s right. The expression is “wet dream.” Whenever I see or hear this kind of expression, I feel like I can say whatever I think of, combining some words. But, then when I do that, my American friends would be like, “No, we don’t say like that.” What the heck? Don’t you want to try to your American friends? Try it! They will tell you the same thing. “Hey dude! That sounds weird.”
man, I’m reading along and it’s this nice little post about web bars and house hunting, la la la, then WHAMMO all of a sudden there’s semen and testicles all over the place. you never fail to entertain, Terry!
Haha… I am glad that I amused you. You gotta promise to be loyal to my blog.
OMG Terry I don’t even know what to say!
You can say, “I like this post.” 🙂
Google’s porn filter just got a little more suspicious of this blog.
Google for “wet bar wet dream,” it is already there on the first page. It is too risky for them to filter me out. 🙂
Whoa. Whoa … WHOA! For the record, I did not teach you “wet dream”. I can understand that you might think that based on some of my earlier teachings, but I don’t think I could look myself in the mirror in the morning if I knew I was responsible for arming you with the ammo for such a ribald post!
Top notch, Terry. Top notch. If laughing is good for your health, I just got a lot healthier.
Now that I think about it. I think it was Mark??
Man… you are still young and I am helping you getting even younger? 🙂
“Ribald” is a new one to me. Even the definition of the word in a dictionary is not really obvious to me. hmm… Does it have a bad or good connotation?
Me?!? I don’t think so T-bone.
Who taught? Not Mark.
You guys, I am laughing so hard over here.
Hmm,,, Who is it? Ask Jake? I think it is him!
Ribald: coarse, obscene, or licentious, usually in a humorous or mocking way
Pretty clear, no?
That is better. I can get it but not sure I can use the word in a proper context, though.