What starfish?
Who taught: Jake, Andrew, Carol and Mark
Chocolate Starfish (source: http://www.choconet1.com/)
You would not believe what I learned lately. This one is literally crazy. Whoever came up with this expression, he/she must have an amazing imagination. Or, maybe it is a kid. Very possible!
OK! So, I was with my friends, having dinner a few days ago. I cannot remember how we ended up talking about this expression but I do remember the expression so vividly. This is definitely one of the expressions that I would not forget at all. Anyways, Jake said, “chocolate starfish.” And.. I was totally puzzled and asked, “What? What starfish?” “Can you guess what it is, Terry?” said he.
I tried to think of the meaning of it. I knew it cannot be a kind of starfish at all because that is too easy. Besides, all of my friends started to giggle as they heard it. So, it’s gotta be something very funny. “What the… I cannot think of any. You gotta tell me.” And, Jake was like, “Think about the color of chocolate and the shape of the starfish.” Poor Terry… I tried again but no success. So, I had to cheat, looking up urban dictionary.
As the search result showed up, I had to be shocked. “Oh My …. What? Really? This is amazing.” Guess what I found? For this expression, I do not ask you to feel it because you have to feel it as I reveal what it means.
It means….. Oh man.. It is so embarrassing that I feel like I should not tell you. OK… Here we go! It means… “Asshole.” Wait!!! Here comes more specific one! It is “asshole, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter.”
I am sorry if you are reading this post while you are eating something. 🙂 Now, you could understand why Jake asked me to think of the color of chocolate and the shape of starfish, right?
Let me guess! This post would be one of the favorites for you guys. Am I right? I am not sure whether I can eat chocolates for a while or not. I will think of this expression every time I see chocolate from now on.
wow man..heck, i learned something new today too!
Haha.. Glad to hear that I am not the only one to learn this.
Your blog is really starting to turn into Learning Dirty English from Friends and it is awesome.
I think it is in our blood to love dirty things.
I love the wording of this. Comment of the week!
I just want to say for the record that I brought up starfish in a totally innocent, G-rated way and it was jake who brought up chocolate starfish.
Yes, I am an witness for that.
When I saw the title of this post my first thought was “Oh no, I can’t believe he actually did it.”
Haha. I had to because this is one of the best expressions I have ever learned from you guys.
“ass hole” is one word: “asshole”
Corrected it. Thanks!
I have never heard this actually used by anyone, the first time I heard the term was the Limp Bizkit CD “Chocolate Starfish and the Hot dog flavored water”. Can you figure out what the latter part means?
I have a bad feeling about that expression. Let me guess! Is it diarrhea? For the record, I have not looked up anything and I won’t till I hear from you.
OK.. So I learned what it means. That is outrageous. Has somebody tasted it to say it tastes like hot dog? 🙂