Who taught: Carol

Hug the toilet (source : http://www.funnymediablog.com/)

I am sorry if you read this post in the morning. Try not to imagine too much as you read it through. 🙂

Let me start with a simple survey here!

How many of you have experiences of drinking too much and throwing up as a result? All of you maybe?

Now, if the answer is yes, how many of you have gone into a bathroom to find a toilet to vomit? Probably many of you, right?

I guess I do not need to explain this expression, hug the toilet, by now. Let me have you feel this expression even better. When you need to vomit by becoming intoxicated, you would love to find a toilet and as you vomit, you have to be very close to the toilet. In doing so, you have to kind of hug it just like you hug your girl friend or boy friend. Can you feel it? As I said, you have to feel an expression to be able to not only understand and use it properly.

A few weeks ago, Carol twitted me, saying, “Hey, do you know what ‘hug the toilet’ means?” For some reason, my first guess was exactly correct. I guess it is because I had an experience of hugging the toilet. I had only one, though. And, it was due to the fact that I was forced to drink by my bosses in the Army. I hated that feeling and I felt I am like a trash. And, after that, I have never even thought about drinking. Now, I have a question to Carol. Why did you ask that question? Did you hug the toilet the night before that day? 🙂

My friends! Hope you do not have many experiences of toilet hugging! If you have too many, you might want to think about how to quit or reduce drinking.

Don’t hug the toilet but hug your juliet!