04 Mar

speedo

Where: swimming pool

I know this is so embarrassing story but I would like to share this with you so that you do not make the same mistake. About 13 years ago, I went to Canada to study English. I stayed in Vancouver for about 6 months. Other than going to an ESL institute during daytime, there was nothing really I can do. So I decided to become a member of YWCA (YMCA??) swimming pool. From then, I went to there almost everyday. Of course, I always wore the swimming suit I brought from Korea. It was speedo. You know, it is the one which is triangle shape, tight and black. Especially, mine was really small and tight because it is for competitive swimmers. I did not really notice about what other people were wearing. So, I kept wearing it for about a few weeks. In the swimming pool, there was also a small spa. So, in the middle of swimming, if I got too cold, I used to go into the spa to warm me up. There, I met an old guy and we had good talks for a few days. And, one day just like the other days, I was swimming, wearing speedo, and I bumped into the same guy in the spa. This time, in the middle of our talk, he sneakingly came closer to me and started to touch my shoulder and move his hand down, touching my upper body. I was so surprised and moved back from him. Till that moment, I had no idea what was going on. And, he asked me, “Do you have a girlfriend or something?” I showed him my ring which I got from my girlfriend. Then he moved back and went away. I had never seen him again in the swimming pool. I was so curious what just happened that I told the story to my friend, Paul. He told me the old guy must be a gay and wearing speedo is something gay people would do. Well, I did not know that!!! I was innocent. In Korea, everybody wears speedo. It is kind of funny if you wear trunk in the swimming pool in Korea. I think there should be some sort of notice in swimming pools. Guess what I am wearing now?? It is a trunk swimming suit. (No offense to gay people! I just want to talk about different culture.) Oh, when I was going to go on a vacation with Patrick to the place where there is a spa. He specifically talked to me, “T-bone, no speedo! OK?” because he knew this story. haha

So the takeaways here are 1) speedo is a pronoun for the type of swimming suit with very tight and triangle shape and 2) do not wear speedo in swimming pools in America or Canada.

04 Mar

welcome to the hood and six pack abs

Who taught: Patrick and Jake

One of the things I regularly go during winter is rock climbing. It is especially fun because I have really nice friends going together. Besides, it helps me to keep my 6 pack abs. Oh, this is another expression I just realized I learned from my friends. 6 pack abs mean the well defined abdomen of guys. I think it usually applies to guys, right? I do not think it is really a compliment if I use this to women even though they really have it. Is it true? Anyways, it is originated from 6 pack beers. If you look at the 6 pack beers from the top, it has perfectly divided lines. So if your ab has the same lines, then people would say you have great 6 pack there. Well, I guess I do have 6 pack abs. If you want a proof, I can put a pic of it. What? You cannot believe it. OK, call me if you are ladies! I will show it to you. I am just kidding!! Well, one day, after rock climbing, Patrick gave me and Jake a ride to our homes. We decided to go to Jake’s house first. As we get closer to his house, I was wondering if the neighborhood is safe and good or not. So, I asked a question to them. And they said, “Not really! Welcome to the hood!” Then, I had to ask a question to them. What does it mean? They said, “It means this neighborhood is not really good. In that case, people say the hood.” They also told me this is originated from a rap music. I cannot remember what it is. But it was interesting to hear the expression. I would never understand what it means if they did not tell me about it. Thanks, dude!

03 Mar

ordering subs

Where: sub place like Subway or Quizno’s

Around 4 years ago, here I am at the Carnegie Mellon University, so proud of myself about going to one of the best universities in the world. Well, not really. So, one day, after I finished my morning classes, I was so hungry. I was more than ready for lunch. Looking around South Craig st, I found the Subway store. Well, it looks like it would be really fast and easy to order a sub. So, I went in, there was a long line. What?? How come people are waiting here? What the heck? I decided to line up. Then, I saw many people asking something about their subs. I spoke to myself, “Guys, it is just a sub. What are you asking for? Just get anything they give you.” Here comes my turn. I ordered something like Chicken….. whatever. And the employee started asking me so many questions.

1. Which bread do you want? sometimes, this is even shorter. “wheat or white?”

2. Do you want it to be toasted? or “Toast?”

3.What kind of cheese do you like? Here you need to know the name of the cheese. Oh! I like provolone cheese. But then I know Jake will make fun of my pronunciation of provolone. So, I will go for swiss cheese.

4. What do you want to put into the sub? This is the worst part. You should know all of the names of them. The easiest answer is “Everything!”  Then your sub becomes really thick like stuffed chicken. Can anyone comment about the name of the stuff? Seriously, I cannot remember all of them. Oh I know tomato and lettuce.

5. Then again, what dressing do you want? At this moment, I am like, “dude put anything you like”

Why is it so hard to have just a sub? Give me one! You know what! Now, I am so proud of me because I can order a sub without any issue and even more I can be picky about the stuff I want to have. Am I becoming an American?

03 Mar

her bark is worse than her bite

Where : TV show “Parenthood”

Scene: This expression is used by the TV show, Parenthood. Specifically, when a mother of a daughter comes to the daughter place where she stays with her boyfriend. I think the daughter is pretty young like high school student and tries to stay with her boyfriend instead of staying her parents. The mother looks angry and says very strong expressions to threaten the daughter’s boyfriend. Then the daughter tells to her boyfriend, “Stay right there, it is all right. Her bark is worse than her bite.”

Definition: This  means someone’s actions are not as bad as their threats.

03 Mar

talk of the town

Who taught: James

I started this blog from Mar 1st, 2010. Within just one day, this becomes popular in my office. Over the lunch today, many of my friends told me they really like the blog. And James came into the kitchen, sitting into the chair, saying “So, Terry, your blog is the talk of the town now!”

What the heck? I could not understand what it means exactly and had to ask him, “What does it mean?” He explained it to me that it means “something that everybody talks about.” And I told him back, “Well, I will add it to my blog.” So here it is! The talk of the town, my blog! Yay!