cop a feel
Who taught: Kelly and Phil
October 14, 2011 was a pretty normal day for me until I got this text message from Phil. Phil asked me this question, “Do you know the phrase, cop a feel?”
I know what “cop” is and also know what “feel” is. Cop is Police who catch criminals. Then, I should be able to feel this expression, right? I thought it is pretty easy for me to figure out. So, I texted back to Phil, saying it should mean “keeping a feel.” You know when you have a good feeling about something, you want to keep it as long as possible.
Huh.. Am I joking? I was far away from the truth.
Phil told me that it means to grab a woman’s breasts or butt without her consent. I was like who would do that? But, then I remembered that one time when I was a swimming pool with a few other girls. One of the girls was not good at swimming and she touched my thing (you know what I am talking about here, right?) while she was trying to get out of the water. But, I was not sure she was intentional or not. I asked Phil whether this is a good example of copping a feel. He said the most important thing is that it should be deliberate. She might try to cop a feel but not sure. Oops! Don’t tell Jessy about this story. Nothing happened after that. 🙂
Based on my research, the best place to cop a feel is like New York City or an amusement park like Disney World where it is so crowded. But, I am sure this is a crime. So, please do not do this! Ironically, in this expression that basically describes an act of crime, there is “cop.”
Anyway, Phil said, “Kelly’s mind is in the gutter now. :)”
My mind is almost always in the gutter. 😉
Whose mind is not?
I like my mind right where it is thank you!
Sorry, I don’t anyone understands what you mean when you say the girl in the pool touched your thing. Could you please elaborate?
Yo.. Mark.. Use your imagination or try to put your mind in the gutter. Then, you will get it.